My female human (who incidently is now incredibly high as she is on holiday now for 17 days!) has rather become addicted to a programme on TV about dogs. I usually watch it with her, and often bark at the dogs appearing on it and look for them out the window.

The programme is about dogs and their humans who aren’t getting on – basically the family is at loggerheads over the dog/s. A dog trainer comes in and magically transforms the situation – with a lot of hard work from the humans. It is always the same message – the humans are in need of some education as to how to treat their dog – and it is the humans who have to change their behaviour! I quite enjoy it as I can see how good I have trained my humans (most of the time).

Some of the humans have awful habits. Never taking the dog for a walk. Dressing it up in baby clothes. Being completing inconsistent. Spoiling the dog with icecream, crisps and other human food. All cos they don’t know any better.

Last night the programme featured a German Shepherd Dog like me. He was called Ben, and really aggressive and over protective of his male human. The family were at breaking point! But Victoria saved the day and trained the humans, and he was a lovely dog in the end!

But the best thing was that they said that German Shepherds were one of the top three most intelligent dogs!