My current human, Clare, likes to have a bath most days, often after she’s been running. I like to be close to her so sometimes she lets me come into the bathroom to keep her company. I particularly like it if she has a bubble bath as she hasn’t quite got used to her new Radox Muscle Relaxing Bubble bath, and pours in about half the bottle as she would with the cheap stuff. There are bubbles galore and I like to try to eat them! This doesn’t go down too well.

I sometimes get bored though, and then I steal things and run away. Clare’s got her deoderant sitting on a wee chest by the sink at the perfect height for me. The bottle is also the perfect shape for my mouth as it’s a roll on. I mooch about for a bit, then grab it and run. It’s no fun though as she doesn’t chase me. She knows that I’ll not chew it for long as it’s quite hard, and if I do manage to break through the plastic it won’t taste very nice.

Clare’s quite flattered and finds it quite endearing as Hilary (my regular human) told her that I’ll steal small things that smell of my humans if I get the chance. She thinks that she must smell like her lovely Dove deoderant. So on that note, I just wanted to clarify… Clare – be under no illusion, while you usually smell sweet and fresh, you smell nothing like your deoderant when you’ve been out running. You just stink, full stop!